F没ckb酶每 in a Pandemic?
Que PASTA my lovely cherubs! I thought I’d change it up a little for this one and talk about luvvvvvv 馃挄 (kill me) I’ve tapped into some local heroes (my friends) for input on the topic since I’m in the .009% of success rate of finding love in a hopeless place. (Thank u Riri) Yes - I will keep this short because I hate people like me that are “happy in love” ...barf - BUT he’s my best friend’s cousin, that’s how I found him at first. When I saw how beautiful he was, I basically slid into my man’s DMs and was like “u up” but in a cute way. Then after a couple months of pandering him about what we were he asked me out in a Taco Bell parking lot馃ズ. Truly a modern day love story. (No I’m not kidding and no I wouldn’t change a DAMN thing) He’s perfect and I get to be all of my weird and crazy self with him! HOWEVER. Hold your aw’s and ooh’s! I didn’t become a regular Princess Dianna (rest in POWER you GODDESS) overnight - I put up with my FAIR SHARE of absolute garbage men. I said what...